Does this seem odd?

The latest version of Grand Theft Auto has apparently gone too far. Someone found out that the enterprising player can unlock certain anime scenes that are, shall we say, indelicate. The outcry over this corruption of young minds has the best selling game being yanked off the shelves.

Personally, I can't say just how risque the scenes are. I usually only buy games after they have reached the discount shelf rerelease stage. In fact I just started playing the previous GTA game, Vice City. The animated hookers plying their trade in Vice City are, I suppose, not realistic enough to cause a stir, and they are all consistently upright. Well, unless they get run over, shot, or bludgeoned.

Running people over, shooting them, and bludgeoning them is, of course, the objective. No sex scenes, just good clean fun.