I Need A Real Idea

It has become clear to me that reality television is running out of ideas. The process is consistent, whether choosing a 'sole survivor', a mate, or an employee. Now there are reality shows to choose a restranteur and a rock star. Yesterday I heard the next thing would involve inventors.

What I need is to find a reality show that I could play. I don't want a restaurant, and it's too late to become the next lead singer for INXS, and I already have the only mate that I want. But I am the consumate player, there must be something out there on the reality fringe that would be a fit for me.